Where does “ifpology” come from?

ifpology (English) comes from English apology, from French apologie, from German Apologie, from Italian apologia, from Russian аполо́гия, from Spanish apología, from Late Latin apologia, from Ancient Greek ἀπολογία — to push, to hit.

ifpology (English): A non-apology of the form "I'm sorry if you were upset" or "I'm sorry if you took it that way"

Definitions

  1. A non-apology of the form "I'm sorry if you were upset" or "I'm sorry if you took it that way"

Ancestry of “ifpology”, step by step

ifpology traces back through two separate lines of ancestry.

via English apology

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1EnglishapologyAn expression of remorse or regret for having...
2Frenchapologieapology
3GermanApologie
4Italianapologiaapology, apologia
5Russianаполо́гияapologia, apology formal, written defense of a position or belief
6Spanishapologíaapology (a justification or defense)
7Late Latinapologiaa defense, apology
8Ancient Greekἀπολογίαa speech made in defense of something
9Ancient Greekἀπόλογοςstory, tale; fable, apologue, allegory; account...
10Ancient Greekἀπο-Indicating movement: away, from, off; Indicating...
11Ancient Greekἀπόfrom, away from; because of, as a result of
12Ancient GreekἭλιοςsun
13Ancient GreekτύποςA blow, pressing; The results of a blow: mark,...
14Ancient Greekτύπτωto beat, strike, smite; to beat, strike oneself
15Proto-Indo-European(s)tewp-to push, to stick
16Proto-Indo-European(s)tew-to push, to hit

via English IF

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1EnglishIFInitialism of interactive fiction; Initialism of...
2Middle Englishifif, on condition that
3Old Englishġifif
4Proto-Germanicjabaiwhen, if
5Proto-Indo-Europeanē-then, at that time
Every word from Proto-Indo-European (s)tew-Every word from Proto-Indo-European (s)tewp-Every word from Ancient Greek τύπτω