Where does “Varietyese” come from?

Varietyese (English) comes from English variety, from Middle French varieté, from Latin varietās, from Latin varius, from Latin vārus, from Proto-Indo-European h₂wer-, from Proto-Indo-European wēr-, from Proto-Indo-European wer- — to burn; to cover, heed, notice; squirrel.

Varietyese (English): The idiosyncratic language used by Variety magazine

Definitions

  1. The idiosyncratic language used by Variety magazine

Ancestry of “Varietyese”, step by step

Varietyese traces back through two separate lines of ancestry.

via English variety

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1EnglishvarietyThe quality of being varied; diversity; A...
2Middle Frenchvarietévariety
3Latinvarietāsdifference, diversity, variety
4Latinvariusdiverse, different, various, variegated
5Latinvārus
6Proto-Indo-Europeanh₂wer-to lift up; to moisten; to flow; to raise, hang
7Proto-Indo-Europeanwēr-true
8Proto-Indo-Europeanwer-to burn; to cover, heed, notice; squirrel

via English ese

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1Englishesedude, man
2Mexican SpanisheseThe name of the Latin-script letter S; that;...
3Latinipsehimself, herself, itself, the very, the actual;...
4Proto-Italic*e(s)pesohimself, herself, itself
Every word from Proto-Indo-European wer-Every word from Proto-Indo-European wēr-Every word from Proto-Indo-European h₂wer-