Where does “fauxcellarm” come from?

fauxcellarm (English) comes from English cellphone, from English cell phone, from English cellular phone, from English phone, from English telephone, from French téléphone, from French télé-, from Ancient Greek τῆλε — whale, sea monster; abyss.

Ancestry of “fauxcellarm”, step by step

fauxcellarm traces back through 3 separate lines of ancestry.

via English cellphone

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1EnglishcellphoneAlternative form of cell phone; To make a call on...
2Englishcell phoneA portable, wireless telephone, which changes...
3Englishcellular phoneA mobile phone using cellular technology; A...
4EnglishphoneA device for transmitting conversations and other...
5EnglishtelephoneA telecommunication device used for two-way...
6Frenchtéléphonetelephone; first-person singular present...
7Frenchtélé-tele-
8Ancient Greekτῆλεfar off, afar, far away
9Latincommūnicāre
10Latincommūniscommon, commonplace, ordinary, general, universal, shared, shared alike, of both sides, belonging to two or more together
11Old Latincom(m)oinis
12Proto-Italickommoiniscommon
13Proto-Indo-Europeanḱom-moy-ni-held in common
14Proto-Indo-Europeanḱómbeside, near, by, with
15Proto-Indo-EuropeanḱeDeictic particle, here; Post-positional...
16Middle Englishkyt
17Russianкитwhale; genitive plural of ки́та
18Old Church Slavonicкитъwhale
19Ancient Greekκῆτοςwhale, sea monster; abyss

via English alarm

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1EnglishalarmA summons to arms, as on the approach of an...
2Middle Englishalarme
3Middle Frenchalarme
4Italianall'armea command to take up arms and be ready to fight: to arms!
5Latinarmadefensive arms, armor/armour, shields, weapons of...
6Late Latinarmistitium
7Latinsisteresecond-person singular future passive indicative...
8Proto-Indo-Europeanstísteh₂tito be standing up, to be getting up
9Proto-Indo-Europeansteh₂-to stand

via English faux

StepLanguageWordMeaning
1Englishfauxfake or artificial
2Frenchfauxfalse; untrue; false; not real; badly;...
3Middle FrenchfauxAlternative form of faulx
4Middle Frenchfaulxfalse; untrue; false; pretentious; scythe
5Old Frenchfauzscythe
6Latinfalxsickle, scythe; a hook used to pull down walls
7Proto-Indo-Europeandʰelg-a cutting tool; to stick; needle, pin
Every word from Ancient Greek κῆτος
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